I would also like to say..
I have an evil empire which spans the globe, bringing terror to countless millions.
I'm a good-looking (did I say that?) quasi-nerd, floundering in the wasteland of the Real World, facing the horrific realization that it's much harder to meet interesting (and sexy) people when you aren't in a place packed with bright, outgoing people around your age. Drop me a line, say hi, come out with your hands up!
Perfect date invloves 2 buckets of hot soapy water, a cheese and onion sandwich and a reclining chair (we can only dream).
6 famous people...? Keith Chegwin, Dale Winton and four girls from Hollyoaks.
